Two bowling balls, six smelly holes

By theaugury

The photographer explains,

The shirt says “Just Married…Becca & Sara,” however the date on the shirt made us all aware that they were celebrating their 1 year anniversary.

Short hair. Check. Overweight. Check. Ugly. Check.

Welcome to the United States of Attention Whores, where the number of attention whores is inversely proportional to continue…